Part 5 of the Dynasty Warriors Halloween Special!
Shu has Fallen to undead Hordes, Leaving Wei, Wu, and Jin as the Survivors making it to the Pier. Will they make it to the Boats and Float off to Sanctuary? or Fall victim like House Shu?
Cao Cao: Excellent...We've made it the Pier without Flaw...Just the way I Like it!
Xiahou Dun: Good...There were Surprisingly less Zombies on the Route we took...
Xiahou Yuan: Thaaat's usually a bad thing. They're could be Zombies on our BOAT for all we know...
Cao Cao: It matters little! For now, let us get to our boat an-*!!!*...
Lu Bu: *Standing on Cao Cao's Boat with Chen Gong, Diao Chan, and Lu Lingqi*...*Blink*...Oh...Hi...
Cao Cao: Lu Bu...What are you doing on my Boat?
Lu Bu: Uuummm, Stealing it? Chen Gong Says Zombies can't swim...So we're going out to the sea where they can't get us! These Undead Vermin were more fun to kill when they were Alive, anyway...
Cao Cao: But...But this is OUR Boat!
Xiahou Dun: get out of it, You Animal! This Boat Belongs to us!
Lu Lingqi: It's survival to the fittest, I'm Afraid! And WE aim to be the Fittest!
Zhang He: Well would you Mind Surviving somewhere else? This Boat Belongs to US! And Your Ferocity will Only CLOUD its Beauty!
Cao Cao: yes! Though we are all humans on our quests to survive this outbreak! Living with you has proved we cannot trust you, Lu Bu! To Steal a Man's Boat is to steal his PRIDE! While most would Wallow in Self-Pitty, I Consider it a Declaration of War to House Wei! There are Many Boats on this Pier...But there is only ONE Boat that shines above them all...and that is the BOAT OF HOUSE WE-*!*...What? Where did he Go?!
Lu Bu: *HOOOONK!* ENJOY EATING EACH-OTHER ALIVE, VERMIN!!!
Xiahou Dun: What?! NO! DAMN YOU, LU BU!!!
Guo Jia: I could've told you he was already setting sail...Well, We'll just have to take one of these other Boats! Anyone see the Rental Kiosk?
*House Wu shoots and Slashes there way down the Ramp as they meet up with House Wei!*
Sun Jian: *!* Ah! Cao Cao! Good to see you're surviving! Where is the rest of your Army...
Cao Cao: If they haven't Defected to JIN, They've Sacrificed themselves to the Undead to save us...
Sun Quan: You left them to DIE, didn't you?
Xiahou Yuan: WE PANICKED, ALRIGHT?! They're probably Okay...Most of them...I Think I Saw Cao Ren a few Blocks Back...
Cao Cao: ...Wait, Wasn't Zhang Liao With us?!
Zhang Liao: *HOOOOOOOOOONK!!!* FORGIVE ME! SURVIVAL TO THE FITTEST, MY LORD!!!
Lu Bu: HAHAHAHAHA!!! LOSERS!!!
Xiahou Dun: *Glare*...That Two-Timing SLUT...
Sun Jian: Don't worry, Cao Cao! I think there is enough room on my Yacht for your Survivors...
Sun Ce: What?! Father, Cao Cao is our Greatest Enemy!
Sun Jian: In this time of Crisis, Ce, we must work together and leave the Past behind...
Huang Gai: Agreed...If need be, I Can just ride Alongside the Yacht in MY Boat! *Carrying it on his Back!*
*The House Jin Armored Truck pulls up as what's left of Zhao Yun falls off the front of it!*
Zombie Zhao Yun: Uuuuuugh...Graaaaargh!
Sima Yi: *Kicks him in the Head!* Muahahahahaha! We've done it! Now everyone on the Boat! We shall outlast the other houses and-*!*...*Blink!*...Oooor make it to the Pier with them...
Cao Cao: Sima Yi! Why am I not Surprises You would Survive this?
Sima Zhao: Aaaaw, we're leaving the Car Already? But That was so much Fun! We mowed through those Zombies like they were Nothing!
Deng Ai: And Look! Our Boat is still right where it was! Waiting for us to ride it to safety!
Cao Cao: Is there room on it for us...?
Jia Chong: No.
Xiahou Ba: hey, Shut Up Jia Chong! My Father's with them!
Xiahou Yuan: *!!!* SON! *Hugs his child tightly!* Hahahaha! I Knew those Zombies wouldn't touch you! You're too strong for them!
Sima Yi: I think there's enough supplies to fit a couple of you Imbeciles...but the rest of you may have to make a sacrifice.
Jia Chong: I would HIGHLY advise against that, My lord! To0 many aboard our boat may very well make us Sink! And Besides that, we Left house Wei for a REASON...
Xiahou Dun: *Glare* and what reason is THAT, you snake?
Jia Chong: You're all IMBECILES! Idiots waiting to fall in Chaos within your own Household!
Guo Jia: Well That's a Little Harsh, Don't you think? Why leave us to die when you all used to serve under my lord!
Jia Chong: Only those with TRUE Ambiton should Survive!
Sima Zhao: Then how about we leave YOU behind, Jia Chong? Maybe they'll confuse as one of there own with how pale your Skin is!
Guo Huai: That explains why they have not gone near me...*COUGH!* *COUGH!*
Cao Cao: *!!!* That man is Pale! Is he INFECTED?!
Sima Yi: No, Lord Cao Cao! He's just...Guo Huai...
Xiahou Yuan: He's ALWAYS sick, My Lord! Trust me!
Xiahou Dun: Hmph...Yuan, you have a Son, Cao Cao is our Lord, and Guo Jia is too valuable to lose...If that is how it must be, Zhang He and I will gladly stay behind and fend off these Monsters so you may escape!
Zhang He: What?! Final Act already?! But I haven't even made my Grand Finale yet!
Jia Chong: *Smiles* Drag-Queen warrior is eaten alive by the Living Dead...How's THAT for a Grand Finale?
Zhang He: *Whiiiiine!* I don't WANT to die...
Xiahou Dun: Dammit, Zhang He! It's for Lord Cao Cao! It's time to lay down your Life for your Kingdom! I you do not wish to die, Then Do not Fear Death! FIGHT IT HEAD ON!
Cao Cao: You are a Brave man, Xiahou Dun...I Will not forget your Sacrifice...
Guo Jia: Well, My lord, it might be for nothing...
Cao Cao: *!* Hm? Why...?!
Guo Jia: *Points* Because they just left us behind!
Sima Yi: *HOOOOOOOOOOONK!* HAVE FUN EATING EACH-OTHER, IMBECILES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Xiahou Yuan: SORRY, MY LORD! YOU SHOULDA BEEN QUICKER!
Zhang He: WE WILL NOT FORGET YOU, MY LORD!
Cao Cao: I...Gi-...Grrr....OH F*** YOU BOTH! IF WE SURVIVE THIS, YOU ARE BOTH GOING TO BE IN A WORLD OF PUNISHMENT!!!
Sima Zhao: UUuuh, Father?
Sima Yi: What, Zhao?
Sima Zhao: We left Mother Behind...
Sima Yi: WHAT?! Now that you mention it...she wasn't in the Armored truck with us, Ether...By God, where the hell did she go?!
Sima Shi: She'll be fine, father. Wherever she is, It'll take more then Zombies to kill someone like HER!
Cao Cao: ...Our own soldiers have turned on us...There may not be hope for those of us who are left...
Sun Jian: Don't Worry, Cao Cao! We SHOULD have enough room on our Boat for the rest of you!
Sun Quan: *!!!*...Uuuum...Father?
Sun Jian: What is it, Quan?
Sun Quan: We have Company...*Points!*
*a Whole Horde of Zombies Appears down the Dock ramps, Roaring and Hungering for Flesh!*
Guo Jia: Oh Lord, They're EVERYWHERE!
Sun Ce: They Must've followed us as we fought through the Main Street!
Xiahou Dun: Grrr...I'll be DAMNED before I let these Beasts Kill me! Stay behind me, My Lord! I'll Protect you!
Cao Cao: *!* NO! We must protect each-other! Xiahou Dun! You and I Will Keep those Demons at Bay! Guo Jia! Support us from a Distance, but stay Close! Dian Wei! I need you to-*!*...Wait, Dian Wei?!
Zombie Dian Wei: ROOOOOOOOOAAAARRRGH!*Roars in Cao Cao's Face!*
Cao Cao: AAAAAAAH!!! *Runs behind Xiahou Dun!*
Xiahou Dun: *SLICE!* *CRUNCH!*...Sorry, Old Friend...
Sun Jian: EVERYONE! TO THE BOAT! HURRY! FIGHT YOUR WAY THROUGH!
Zombie Dong Zhuo: BRRRAAAAWWOOO!!!*Throwing Bombs, Shambling About!*
Sun Ce: Oh God! What is he? a BOOMER?!
Sun Shangxiang: *Aims Bow...Then Drops it in Frustration!* To hell with it! GIMME THAT GUN! *Head-shots Dong Zhuo!*
Sun Quan: *!*...Sister!
Zombie Yuan Shao: *Breaks through a Wooden Fence!* Gaaarrrooooghaaaa...*Stroking Mustache and Hobbling toward Cao Cao!*
Cao Cao: ...You just won't stay dead, will you? *Stabs him in the Chest then Decapitates him!*
Zombie Taishi Ci: RRRROOOOAR!!!*Runs at them with his Rusted, Bloody Clubs!*
Xiahou Dun: *Kicks him back!* Back off, TAI-SHIT-SON! *Stabs him in the Chest!*
Sun Ce: Oh Dammit...He was my Drinking Buddy!*!* SH**!!!*Jumps Back, Punching several undead with his Tonfa!*
Lu Xun: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*Stabbing Zhu Ran Repeatedly!*...*Pant*...*Pant*...*Pant*...You don't know HOW LONG I've wanted to do that...
Sun Jian: More and More just keep coming...I Think I Recognize a few them...*Shakes head* GET READY, EVERYONE! We must Fight them with EVERYTHING WE HAVE! It's DO OR DIE!!!
To be Continued in Part 6!
Hopefully BEFORE Halloween is over!