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Yet another Story of the Neighborhood of the Three Kingdoms! The Cast of Dynasty Warriors Find themselves Gathered around the Table as House Shu Invites House wei over for Dinner in Honor of all Things benevolence and Neighborly. And now they sit around the Table for a Classy, Well Mannered, and VERY MATURE Dinner! Let's Watch!

(House Wei and House Shu, Sitting around the Large Dinner Table)
Cao Cao: I Must Say, Liu bei. You Inviting us over for dinner is...unexpected...
Liu Bei: Nothing Unexpected Really! We may be Enemies, but we are Neighbors! And Good Neighbors must Do whatever they can to support those within the Suburban Neighborhood!
Xiahou Dun: ...Riiight...This is a Rather Interesting Meal...Pulled pork on a Bread bun and Baked Beans?
Liu Bei: Ah! Yes! Zhang Fei and His Son made it! It's a Western Dish! It tastes Great, don't you think!
Cao Cao: *Chomp*...*!*...By God...This IS good...Very Intriguing...
Zhang Fei: Mmrrr...Why did you invite them over for Dinner TODAY?! I don't want them Eating MY Cooking! I don't want them eating ANYTHING made for us!
Liu Bei: Zhang Fei, Just because we are Enemies does not mean we cannot be Civil and Have a Normal Meal every now and then! Keep in mind, We Walk a Path of Benevolence! And THIS is the benevolent thing to do...
Zhang Fei: Yeah, Yeah...*Raises Leg*...*FFRRBT!*
Liu Bei: *!!!* BROTHER!
Xiahou Dun: Uuurgh...Seriously?
Zhang Fei: Hehehe...*Waves Hand* Here, Cao Cao! There's MY BENEVOLENCE for you!
Cao Cao: *!* ARGH! *Covers Nose* You Disgusting Swine! Have you no MANNERS?!
Xiahou Dun: Obviously Not...
Zhang Bao: HEY! FATHER! *FRRRRBT!!!*
Guan Xing: *!* ZHANG BAO!
Zhang Fei: HAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE ONE, SON!
Jia Xu: Ahaha...ha...Can we NOT Bring Flatulence to the Table?
Xiahou Yuan: You and your Son think your Soooo Cute...If you gonna pass it on! DO IT RIGHT! *Raises legs* *FRBBBBRT!!!*
Cao Cao: God Dammit! *Plugging nose*
Xiahou Dun: YUAN, NO! Don't give into there Stupidity! *!* Argh! God!...Grr...
Xingcai: *Plugs Nose* Grrrr...WHY am I related to them?
Zhuge Liang: *Gets up from Table* I will be taking my food to MY room now...If you'll excuse me...
Jiang Wei: Um...Yes! I TOO will go eat in his Room! *Follows after Zhuge Liang*
Liu Bei: W-Wait! Zhuge Liang! Jiang Wei! *Cough!* Agh! It STINKS!
Guan Yu: *Gas Mask* Brother...What Unholiness have you wrought upon this Dinner Table?
Huang Zhong: HA! You kids still got a LOT to Learn on Passing gas! *FRRRRBT!!!*
Zhang Liao: ...*Herp!*...*Cough!*...I Can't BREATH!
Wei Yan: Hahahahaha!...I...FART...TOO!!!*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRBT!!!*
Liu Bei: Rrrgh...ENOUGH ALREADY!
Xiahou Ba: Oh Yeah?! *FRRRRRRRRRRRRRBT!*
Xiahou Yuan: HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Son!
Cao Cao: That's it! The Next Person who farts is BEING SLAIN! SHU OR WEI!
*Squeeeek!*
Cao Cao: ...*Blink!*...
Xiahou Dun: ...Cao Cao!
Ma Chao: HA! CAO CAO FARTED! *Raises Fork* DIBS ON SLAYING HIM!
Liu Bei: Ma Chao, Sit down! THAT IS ENOUGH! NO MORE PASSING GAS AT THE DINNER TABLE, PLEASE!
Cao Cao: Yes! Enough of this Immature and Childish Behavior! You must all set better Examples for yourselves as Warriors!
Xu Zhu: ...*Gurgle*...Uh-oh...My Stomach is Angry...*Grrrrr!*
Cao Cao: ...Oh Dear God, EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!
*Everyone Frantically Makes a Run for it, some Laughing, others Panicking!*
Xu Zhu: ...*Grrrr!*...*FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTT!!!!!*
Cao Cao: ...*COUGH*...*COUGH* Oh Dear God! *COUGH!* *Gag!*....Ugh....Ugh...
Liu Bei: Cao Cao! Are you Okay?! I...I am SO SORRY ABOUT THIS!
Cao Cao: *Pant*...*Pant*...The Next time...you invite us over for Dinner...*Grabs Liu Bei by the Collar* DO NOT MAKE BEANS ANY PART OF THE COURSE!!!

Now wasn't that just CLASSY?! So mature! So Calm! So Perfect! You gotta love those moments when Neighbors get together and Have Bonding Family to Family Dinners like this!

That is all!

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Bryan K.
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My name is Bryan. I am a 20 year old Male, I like to Play Video Games and draw with a mouse or a pencil and Paper, I am also currently a single man.


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Current Residence: Washington state
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Techno, Game music
Favourite photographer: Frank West
Favourite style of art: Not too cartoony, not too anime-ish...
Operating System: Laptop computer
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Favourite cartoon character: Ed from Ed,Edd,And Eddy
Personal Quote: "Everyone and everything has a story...They just have make it happen!"
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happy B-day! :la: :huggle: :glomp: :cake: c:
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Happy Birthday ^^. May your wishes come true.
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Thank you Kindly!
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You're welcome ^^. I love your Disgaea Characters they are so original ^^.
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Happy Birthday :D
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Thank you!
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Your welcome :D
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Happy Birthday
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Thanks, man.
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