Undead Dynasty, Part 1

A Dynasty Warriors Halloween Special Set in the Neighborhood of Modern-era Living...Dynasty Street! Home of the Dynasty Neighbors!

Have you ever wondered what happens after they reach 1000 KO's each battle? What happens to the Bodies of Thousands after Victory or Defeat is Achieved? Who's to say the Souls of Thousands don't rise from the Dead Seeking Vengeance on those who killed them? And Flesh, of Course, but mostly Revenge...

While the Souls have Passed on....The Hatreds of there Decaying Corpses Linger...That Hatred will now Become a Vortex of Hell on earth...As the thousands of soldiers slain rise from there Shallow Graves...Lead only by there Hatred...and Hunger...


*Somewhere in a Park, at Sunset*
Private: AAAAAGH! It's...It's LU BU! *SLIIICE!* Gweeeeegh!!!
Lu Bu: *Slice!* *Slice!* *Slice!* *ROOOOAR!* Pathetic Rats! Not even Worth my Time!
Fu Shiren: Were were just having a GENERIC OFFICER BBQ FOR GOD-SAKE! HAVE MERCY!
Lu Bu: Well Too Bad! I got Bored! *Slice!* *Slice!* *Slice!* 989...990...991...
Private: UUUUGH! He's too Powerful! We Can't Stop hi-GRAAAWRGH!
Ma Zhong: Y-you Monster! does your Fury no NO LIMITS?! *Runs away like a Pussy!*
Private: Oh God...Oh God...OH GO-*Grabbed by red lightning grip!* GEHEHEEEE!
Lu Bu: Hmph...Congratulations...You're my 1000th Kill for the Day! *Smashes him into the ground!*
Private: Guuuuh...*dead*...
Lu Bu: keep Sending em, and I'll Keep KNOCKING EM DOWN! *Raises Halberd to the Sky as Red Hare whinnies with delight!*
Chen Gong: Aaaaahaha! *Clap!**Clap!* Well DONE, Master Lu Bu! an Excellent display as always! Your Killing never Ceases to Amaze me! 1000 Fall to your might once again!
Zhang Liao:   1011 if you count the ones hit by his EX attack on that last one...Well, It's getting dark...I Should probably head home before Cao Cao begins to wonder where I am...
Lu Bu: Hm...yes...Come, Chen Gong...there's a fog rolling in...
Chen Gong: Of Course, master Lu Bu! Of Course...*Follows on his little stubby Horse*
*As they Ride off...The fog rolls in across the Battlefield*
Gan Ji: *Glaring at the Destroyed BBQ*...Hmmm...with each battle...1000 meet there ends by the Hands of Demons among men...Content to spread chaos wherever they please...while the souls leave the Body...The Hatred Within Remains...*Raises Hand out*...This hatred...Shall now Become a Curse...that shall Haunt the residents of this land...Prepare to Join the Dead...DOGS of Chaos...
*a Strange Purple Magic begins to envelope the Dead Bodies...before they know it...the bodies begin to rise! Slowly and weakly...There Eyes then glow a Haunting Yellow as the rest of the Soldiers emerge from there remains of the BBQ...however, The Myst also effects the Local Cemeteries....the Morgues of Hosplitals...and the Crypts of Ancestral Tombs! Every Soldier, Every Generic Officer, and Every Famous Officer that fell in the past has risen from there Graves...Moaning and Growling for Flesh and Bone!*
(HOUSE WEI)
Cao Cao: *the Wei March Plays on the radio behind him as he drinks from a Chalice of Wine and Watches old Chinese Movies*...Movies nowadays lack talent and style...Nothing like the movies of old!*Drink!*...They should take notice of Movies of the Past, and Learn from it! *Click!*....*Click!* *EMERGENCY NEWS REPORT!*...*!*...Hm?
Yukimura Sanada: Horror strikes the Community of New-Han China as the Dead are Rising!
Cao Cao: *PFFFFFBBB!!!*...What?...*Raises Volume!*
Xiahou Dun: *Lowers Art of War Book* Hmmm...?
Yukimura Sanada: According to many of our Reports! Soldiers that were Killed in Battle are Rising again as Undead Flesh-Eating Monsters!
Mitsunari Ishida: the Proper term is ZOMBIES, Yukimura...
Cao Cao: ...Zombies?!
Xiahou Dun: Hmph...What Nonsense! This is clearly some kind of Halloween Prank...
Yukimura Sanada: From what Our News-team has seen, Zombies are Rising, People are Being Eaten Alive, and Terror romes the Streets of our once beloved community! We Now go to Kunoichi with our Covert Ninja Report!
Kunoichi: Master Yukimura! I am perched atop the great Peach-Tree where I am witnessing things straight out of a horror movie! People Running in Terror, Zombies roaming the Streets, and Local Law enforcement struggling to keep them at Bay!
Cao Ren: BACK, YOU DEMONS! I Shall be the Iron-Wall that Prevents your from Eating Flesh! *Bash!*
Jiang Wei: STOP! IN THE NAME OF BENEVOLENCE!
*Graaaargh!* *RROOORRAAAGH!!!*
Jiang Wei: AAAAAGH! I RETREAT IN THE NAME OF BENEVOLENCE!
Kunoichi: It's as if every soldier and Officer the Warriors of legend have Slain are Rising again for Revenge in the Thousands! Such Terror! Much Blood!
Xiahou Dun: Pffft...You saw more of that Girl's Ass then what was actually happening...The Cameraman did that on Purpose!
Cao Cao: Forget the Ninja's Rear, Xiahou Dun! This is Serious! If the soldiers we have Slain have Returned...they are Clearly hungering for Revenge on the ones that have Kills them! Meaning US!!!
Xiahou Dun: Cao Cao, You're overreacting! This must be Staged or Something! There is no such thing as Zombies!
*Door Flying Open! Xiahou Yuan fires Arrows at Undead as Zhang He runs in in a panic*
Xiahou Yuan: *Slams door shut!* *Phew*...*Phew*...Well how about that? The Dead have Risen!
Zhang He: Ugh! Those Monsters were Trying to Eat my GLORIOUS BODY!
Xiahou Dun: ...*Blink!*...*Blink!*...Okay...Maybe it ISN'T a prank!
Jia Xu: Ahahaha...This Seems true to ME...*Opens Blinds!*...
*Zombies Swarm the Road and the Front Yard, Eating Generic Officers, Privates, and Villagers!*
Private: AAAAAGH! They're swarming!
Villager: Daaaah!...H-HELP!...HURRRRYYYY!*Tackled by Zombie Hua Xiong!*
Cao Cao: By God...It's actually happening...What other month for this to happen then Halloween?
Jia Xu: Yes...it would seem every soldiers we have slain has returned for Revenge!...Revenge from the GRAVE! I'm sure every strategist in the Neighborhood in having a panic-attack right now watching this...They have all LAUGHED at the Thought...But I knew it was a possibility
Xiahou Yuan: Well...At least they're not the ones in Left4dead! That woulda been MUCH worse!
Xiahou Dun: Left for WHAT?!
Xiahou Yuan: Errrr, a Zombie Game I Play with my Son on the computer!
jia Xu: This is no Game, I'm Afraid! This is REAL LIFE! And we need to be the ones who survive this uprising of the Dead! Anyone could've returned...We must be Cautio-Wait a minute! Is tha-?!
Dian Wei: *SMASH!* GRAAAaaaaAAAaaaooorrrgh!!!! *Grabs Jia Xu! Pounding him into the Ground Repeatedly!*
Zhang He: *Screaming like a Woman!*
Xiahou Yuan: Holy SH**! WE NEED TO GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!
Cao Cao: Hold on! We must get the others! We mustn't leave anyone behind if the Dead are Rising! Together, we must fight this zombie outbreak and rise above the other Houses! We can't afford to lose ANYONE! As Sima Yi used to say...Strength in Numbe-
*Zombies Break in through the Back Door!*
Li Dian: HA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW ZOMBIES WERE REA-*Slammed to the Floor!* GAAAAAAGH!!!*Chomp!**Crunch!**Chomp!*
Cao Cao:...F*** IT! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! *Darts for the Van!*

To be Continued in Part 2!